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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hey, here’s some stuff.</description><title>Neckbeard</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @neckbeard)</generator><link>http://neckbeard.net/</link><item><title>bonerparty:

this economy is rough, but here, i made a food...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky4lgmaqao1qzpmaio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/399994262/this-economy-is-rough-but-here-i-made-a-food"&gt;bonerparty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this economy is rough, but here, i made a food pyramid for you all&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/400880295</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/400880295</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 10:23:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Joyce.
(via nerd boyfriend)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxagdxoAoj1qzyat9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Joyce.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://nerdboyfriend.com/?p=4608"&gt;nerd boyfriend&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/369446604</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/369446604</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:10:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Joanna Newsom - ‘81</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://neckbeard.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/361290554/tumblr_kx28bqVTtu1qzyat9&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Joanna Newsom&lt;/b&gt; - ‘81&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/361290554</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/361290554</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:35:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone..."</title><description>“An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;J.D Salinger (via &lt;a href="http://theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com/"&gt;theimpossiblecool&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/359140139</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/359140139</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:19:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Espresso, Intelligentsia
I absolutely love people who are...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8709313&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8709313&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8709313&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/8709313"&gt;Espresso, Intelligentsia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I absolutely love people who are passionate, obsessive even, about the details of things. Even more so when it’s something I wish I could do myself. Or something I’ve tried and failed to do myself. Case in point: making great espresso. I’m definitely going to keep an eye on this series.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/357737184</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/357737184</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:57:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwsrbqJGMJ1qzprhbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/355365645</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/355365645</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:44:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"To hell with delicate studies of the American scene. Fuck the American scene. Fuck moers [sic],..."</title><description>“To hell with delicate studies of the American scene. Fuck the American scene. Fuck moers [sic], manners, customs all that horse shit. Let us have more and better fucking, fighting and bulls.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Ernest Hemingway, in a letter to Ezra Pound (via &lt;a href="http://putthison.com/"&gt;putthison&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/330386692</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/330386692</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:02:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"It doesn’t matter where truth comes from. The point is not the communication of truth, but..."</title><description>“It doesn’t matter where truth comes from. The point is not the communication of truth, but truth itself. No one should ever say ‘come hear this speaker,’ but rather: ‘there is nothing you can do to make God stop loving you.’&lt;br/&gt;
Or not saying anything at all, and loving someone.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=60"&gt;Gerald&lt;/a&gt;, the bird who criticizes American Evangelical Christianity on its own terms (why are so many of my favorite writers cartoonists?)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/328508943</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/328508943</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:59:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ted is making a pizza topping frittata. This should be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvhb1iBzC81qzyat9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ted is making a pizza topping frittata. This should be interesting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/308285083</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/308285083</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:50:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>“Based on the book by Dr. Wayne Lynch”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfc4cBkPq1qzyat9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Based on the book by Dr. Wayne Lynch”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/306432304</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/306432304</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:19:15 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Pedro the Lion - Magazine
Oh, look, you earned your wings. Are...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://neckbeard.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/287474969/tumblr_kussuckrKp1qzyat9&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pedro the Lion&lt;/b&gt; - Magazine&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh, look, you earned your wings. Are you an angel now or a vulture?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/287474969</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/287474969</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:15:47 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kup1u2JzC71qzyat9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/284611836</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/284611836</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:39:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Why? - Eskimo Snow
Wow.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://neckbeard.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/259465382/tumblr_ktrrvpFrxA1qzyat9&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Why? - Eskimo Snow&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/259465382</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/259465382</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:23:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Fafblog on Khalid Sheikh Mohammed actually going to stand trial:
Everybody else has to stay in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fafblog.blogspot.com/"&gt;Fafblog&lt;/a&gt; on Khalid Sheikh Mohammed &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/OPINION/11/13/toobin.september11.mohammed.trial/index.html"&gt;actually going to stand trial&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Everybody else has to stay in Special Torture Jail forever on accounta they have all come down with Schrodinger’s Guilt. If they stay in the box they &lt;i&gt;might&lt;/i&gt; be guilty, but if we &lt;i&gt;open &lt;/i&gt;the box they might &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; be.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Almost too depressing to be funny. Almost.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/244618544</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/244618544</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:08:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Just hit the east side of the LBC/on a mission trying to find...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt57grLTgE1qzyat9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Just hit the east side of the LBC/on a mission trying to find mister Leonard Ni.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/244609480</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/244609480</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:55:39 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Wine tips from David Rees:

- can you have guests over just for wine (i.e. no dinner)?Umm … only if...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mnftiu.cc/2009/10/26/your-wine-related-questions-answered/"&gt;Wine tips&lt;/a&gt; from David Rees:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;- can you have guests over just for wine (i.e. no dinner)?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Umm … only if you want everyone to love you and think you’re the greatest genius of all time! Next!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;- can you serve red and white wine together (in the same glass)?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes, this can be done. It’s called “Sex on the Beach.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/224736168</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/224736168</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:39:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Every thousand years, this metal sphere ten times the size of Jupiter floats just a few yards past..."</title><description>“Every thousand years, this metal sphere ten times the size of Jupiter floats just a few yards past the earth. You climb on your roof and take a swipe at it with a single feather. Hit it once every thousand years, ‘til you’ve worn it down to the size of a pea. I’d say that’s a long time, but it’s only half a blink in the place you’re gonna be.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Built to Spill, “Randy Described Eternity”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/221754373</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/221754373</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:48:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
This was easily my favorite song from The Hold Steady’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/1084779648303" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/1084779648303" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was easily my favorite song from The Hold Steady’s &lt;i&gt;Stay Positive&lt;/i&gt;. It’s a typical Hold Steady song in that it’s about a girl with a fucked up history played out against a backdrop of casual sex and drinking. But I had always heard it as being 100% earnest. Until I heard it in this stripped down, singer-songwriteresque arrangement, punctuated by the insufferable laughter—the smarmy chuckles at the end of every couple lines, just so everybody gets it that &lt;i&gt;you’re&lt;/i&gt; in on the joke (cf. David Sedaris readings)—I didn’t realize how damn funny the song is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may have to revisit my relationship with the Hold Steady now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/219026446</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/219026446</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:49:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Forensic Reconstruction of Famous Skulls of Fiction
Ironic Sans...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krv4xuB5hL1qzyat9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ironicsans.com/2009/10/forensic_reconstruction_of_fam.html"&gt;Forensic Reconstruction of Famous Skulls of Fiction&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ironic Sans is one of the most consistently entertaining reads on Internet. Do yourself a favor and subscribe to the RSS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/218995172</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/218995172</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:51:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>alisonagosti:

Tell ‘em what ya heard.

Lie got nnad cursive...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krth1hzhLW1qzpdy8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alisonagosti.tumblr.com/post/218122999/tell-em-what-ya-heard"&gt;alisonagosti&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Tell ‘em what ya heard.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Lie got nnad cursive skilly?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://neckbeard.net/post/218697831</link><guid>http://neckbeard.net/post/218697831</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:05:55 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
