Neckbeard

Friday June 26, 2009 at 5:30

God, what the hell is wrong with this woman. She’s a raving lunatic. “I found this chair and painted it with spray paint and then a Michael’s store threw up on it.” Jesus, what is it with the Food Network that they keep giving people like this shows.

Friday June 26, 2009 at 5:27

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“We’re taught that sex is a dirty, vile, disgusting act that you save for the one you truly love.”

— Paul Begala, on growing up Catholic

Wednesday June 24, 2009 at 19:07

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Wednesday June 17, 2009 at 7:36

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Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes

As seen through the eyes of yooouuutuuube

Tuesday June 16, 2009 at 23:01

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Jason Kottke’s 50 Films You Can Wait to See After You’re Dead:

~~Death to Smoochy~~
The Boondock Saints
The Karate Kid, Part III
Cool as Ice
Dice Rules
Basic Instinct 2
~~Gigli~~
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2
From Justin to Kelly
The Hottie & the Nottie
Glitter
Car 54, Where Are You?
Son of the Mask
Leonard Part 6
~~Lady in the Water~~
Norbit
Swept Away
~~White Chicks~~
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Spice World
Jaws 3-D
Bratz: The Movie
Troll 2
Howard the Duck
~~Battlefield Earth~~
The Postman
I Know Who Killed Me
~~Kazaam~~
Rambo III
~~Freddy Got Fingered~~
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Striptease
Caddyshack II
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Barb Wire
Ishtar
~~Bio-Dome~~
~~Jingle All the Way~~
Catwoman
Disaster Movie
Rocky V
BloodRayne
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
The Love Guru
Crossroads
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
~~It’s Pat!~~
~~Batman & Robin~~
~~Speed 2: Cruise Control~~